Friday, October 10, 2008

Pavlov's Ringtone

How To Hate Music:

1.)  Get a phone with programable ringtones.
2.)  Set the beginning of your favorite song as the default ringtone.
3.)  Use this phone for work.
4.)  Work a lot. (Make sure your work includes people you don't like or want to talk to.)
5.)  Begin to hate getting phone calls.
6.)  Begin to hate the beginning of your favorite song.
7.)  Instinctively cringe X% of the time when shuffling through your favorite playlist.
8.)  Choose second favorite song and repeat from step 2.


LadySilence said...

There's another way to use your phone to hate music:
1) Set your favorite song as the "alarm"
2) Use your phone as an alarm clock every morning.
3) Get up far earlier than you would prefer every day.
4) (see steps 6-8 in your post)

Juan said...

:-) it's just as you say!!... that way I spoilt Fito y los Fittipaldis!