1.) Get a phone with programable ringtones.
2.) Set the beginning of your favorite song as the default ringtone.
3.) Use this phone for work.
4.) Work a lot. (Make sure your work includes people you don't like or want to talk to.)
5.) Begin to hate getting phone calls.
6.) Begin to hate the beginning of your favorite song.
7.) Instinctively cringe X% of the time when shuffling through your favorite playlist.
8.) Choose second favorite song and repeat from step 2.
